holy shit i did NOT just randomly find this badge in a random bristol bookstore. why yes I did. guess who bought it.
“what if the aborted baby could have cured cancer???”
oh my god what if the last egg I bled onto a kotext product could have cured cancer??
oh my god how am I not birthing every possible egg I produce, lest one of those resulting babies be the person who cures cancer/AIDS/creates world peace????
what if that baby could have been a musical artist described by pitchfork as “liberace with a metalcore twist”????
how dare i not be pregnant/birthing all the time always?????